Andre C.

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor to get a checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten", the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine...eight..."

funniness: 7.11

rating: PG