Kevin B.

While attending summer school, for a grade 11 chemistry credit, I got into a contest with the other students. It was to see who could write the funniest chemistry joke to be judged by the class after our lunch break. One day I wrote this: What is on the outside of a firehydrant? K9P. We had been studying how to balance equations. So the teacher chuckled and whipped the question of the board when a student shot up out if his chair and exlaimed: Sir. Sir! That doesn't BALANCE!! When we could stop laughing long enough we explained it to him.

funniness: 4.02

rating: G