Jerry V.

There were three moles digging through the ground and they suddenly come upon a house. Papa Mole, being the leader of the family, decides to check out the house. He digs a hole through the kitchen floor and notices a pleasant odor. He says, "That smells good. I think I smell jelly." Mama Mole hears him and comes through the hole and says, "Hmmm? I don't know what you smell, but all I smell is jam." Baby Mole, a curious little tyke, comes through the same hole and says with disappointment, "Hey, all I smell is molasses."

funniness: 5.58

rating: PG