Emre K.

In a competition the goal was to have as much as babies from a female monkey. The contestants were a German, a Brit, a French, and a Turkish man. They gave each one a female monkey and waited for a year to see the final score. The English man returned with two babies, the German with four and the French man with five babies. Everybody was waiting for the Turkish man in order to see the end of the competition. But he didn't come. The years went by. Two, three, four years...nobody knew why he didn't return. But after five years he returned with an ugly baby in his arms. Everybody asked him where he had been. He replied, "Who gave me the male monkey?"

funniness: 4.94

rating: G