Carl F.

Eddie walks into his neighborhood bar, and talks to John, the bartender. John: How are things at home Eddie? Eddie: Eh, I had another fight with the little woman. John: And how did that turn out? Eddie: She had to come to me on her hands and knees this time. John: Wow, that's a switch. What did she say? Eddie: "Get out from under the bed, you weasel."

funniness: 6.71

rating: PG