Melinda T.

Know someone who makes a living out of insulting people? Here's a list of things you could try. (Please don't.) 1. Sit in the front seat on the bus. Trip the insulter as he/she comes on. 2. Put Super Glue on his/her chair. 3. Place push-pins on his/her seat. 4. Write a fake love letter from someone he/she really hates. 5. Pour hot chocolate all over his/her outdoor clothes. 6. Whenever possible, sing his/her least favorite song quietly to yourself. 7. Pretend to have an imaginary friend. Talk to him/her, play catch together, and ask questions to him/her. Act like he/she is there.

funniness: 3.96

rating: PG