Wes B.

Man goes into doctor's office and in very hushed tones tells the doctor that he's not the man he once was and is there any thing in medical science that can be done to help him. The doctor tells the man, "Of course, there are many options but that there is an increasing cost associated with each one. The ultimate procedure costs $25,000 but would make him a new man!" The man rushes home to tell his wife. He bursts through the door shouting, "Darling, I've got great news! You know that problem I've been having?" Thanks to modern medical science I can be like a new man for only $25,000! What do you think of that?" His wife pondered the thought ever so briefly and then said, "I think I'd rather have a new kitchen."

funniness: 5.37

rating: PG