Heather B.

A man with a pie on his head walked into the pub. "Can I have a pint, please?" He asked the barman. So the barman was pulling his pint, and as he was doing so he said, "If you don't mind me asking, why have you got a pie on your head?" "Oh," said the man, "I always have a pie on my head on Wednesdays." "But today's Tuesday!" "Oh, I must look like a right idiot, then, mustn't I?!"

funniness: 4.52

rating: G