Jake P.

One day, an elf in Santa's workshop is busily working when he sees another elf handing santa a small green bag with a small little-happy-face sticker on it. Now, this elf doesn't look like most. He had black hair, a mustache, and a big pink-fancy car outback instead of the usual, well...nothing, in fact, elfs didn't have any form of transportation. So, he goes up to the strange elf and asks him, "What was that you just gave Santa?" And the elf replies, "You know why Santa is so happy? Well, its not just a little tobacco in that brown pipe of his."

funniness: 3.76

rating: R