Julian J.

Three guys standing outside of a bar. They heard a rumour about a girl in the bar who would eat a donut from your penis for one dollar. They thought this would be fun and decided to try it. The first guy walked in, and 5 minutes later came out with a smile on his face, and a dollar less in his pocket. The second guy thought, "Oh goody!" and went for it himself. The same thing happened, he went in and came out with a smile on his face and a dollar less in his pocket. The third guy saw both of the men's joy, he decided to go for it. He went in with a dollar, and 5 minutes later, he came out with 5 extra dollars, and a frown on his face. The other two guys asked him what happened, he said, "donuts won't fit...she wants me to go get some cheerios.

funniness: 7.06

rating: R