John C.

An old couple gets home one night and the wife wants to surprise her husband. When he goes into the bathroom to get ready for bed, she strips down sits on the bed and spreads her legs. The man in the bathroom removes his glasses to wash his face. He then goes into the bedroom and is shocked. "honey,"he says."put your teeth in and comb your hair, you are starting to look more and more like your mother"

funniness: 4.78

rating: R