Vince T.

You Know what really pisses me off about kids these days? Yesterday I was in a Movie Theater and I seen a kid pretend to yawn and put his arm around his girlfriend. Let me tell you, my friend, that's just starting off a long line of bad habits and the following are some that I could think of: 1) TO KISS HER..................PRETEND TO SNEEZE 2) TO GRAB HER BREAST...........INVOLUNTARY MUSCLE SPASM 3) TO HUG HER...................ARTHRITIS 4) TO EAT HER OUT...............STOMACH CRAMP AND FINALLY 5)TO HAVE SEX.............TO KEEP FROM FREEZING HE HAS TO MOVE AROUND

funniness: 4.38

rating: R