Lara K.

Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken: [ a ] Albino Toilet Boys Alcoholocaust Alcoholics Unanimous Apocalypse Hoboken Armageddon Dildos [ b ] Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings The Band Formerly Known As Sausage Band Over Band That Shot Liberty Valence Barbara's Bush Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir The Boxing Ghandis Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre Breakfast in Beirut Bulimia Banquet Buster Hymen & the Penetrators [ c ] Caltransvestites Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers Carnage Asada Cindy Brady's Lisp Cortizone 5 Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death [ d ] The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 The Dead Sea Squirrels The Dead Kennedys The Dick Clarks The Dick Nixons Dicky Retardo Drunks With Guns [ e ] e. coli Edith Head Electric Prostates Elvis Hitler Ethyl Merman [ f ] Fearless Iranians From Hell Fields of Shit '57 Lesbian The 4-Skins Four Nurses of the Apocalypse The French are from Hell Fromage d'Amour [ g ] Gefilte Joe and the Fish Gonoreagan [ h ] Headless Marines Hell Camino Herpes Cineplex Hindu Garage Sale Hitler's Bikini HIV and the Positives Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives Hornets Attack Victor Mature [ i ] Impaled Nazarenes Inhale Mary [ j ] Janitors Against Apartheid Jehovah's Waitresses Jehovah's Wetness Jehovah's Witness Protection Program Jesus Christ Super Fly Jesus Chrysler Supercar Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army JFKFC Jonestown Punch [ k ] Kathleen Turner Overdrive Kerrigan's Knees [ l ] Lack of Afro Lawn Piranhas The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation Lee Harvey Keitel Lesbian Ninjas Louder Than God [ m ] Mao Tse Helen Mary Kay and the Cosmetics Max Roach and the Holders Minnie Pearl's Jam Mr. Happy and the Genocides Mussolini Headkick My Dog Has Hitler's Brain [ n ] Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions Nervous Christians and the Lions Norman Bates and the Shower Heads Not Drowning, Waving [ p ] Pabst Smear Pearl Harbor and the Explosions Penis DeMilo Pepto Dismal Phenobarbidols Phlegm Fatale Poultry in Motion Pretentious Flamedogs The Pro-Midget Mafia Psychic Buddhist Gorillas Psycho Sluts from Hell Pungent Frustration Purple Headed Love Warriors [ r ] Raging Pimps of Doom Rectal Nightmare Reluctant Stereotypes Reserectum Results of Inbreeding Retarted Elf Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries [ q ] Quasimodo and the Eunuchs [ s ] Sandy Duncan's Eye Screaming Headless Torsos Screaming Iguanas of Love Screaming Moist Accountants Septic Death Seven Year Bitch The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra Shirley Temple of Doom Shirley Temple Pilots Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer] Skeptic Tank Smegma & the Nuns Smorgasborgnine Solosex The Sound of Munich Spastic Colon The Sphinctones Stiff Richards Stukas Over Bedrock Swingin' Johnsons [ t ] Ted Bundy's Volkswagen The Telephony Bandits of Doom Temporary Darkening of the Stool Testostertones The Texas Nazis Thank God We're Immortal They Tried To Frame OJ To Live and Shave in LA Toxic Shock and the Tampons Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew Tragic Mulatto Transsexual Hitler Trotsky Icepick [ u ] Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos [ v ] Vaginal Davis The Velcro Pygmies Vic Morrow's Head [ w ] The Well Hungarians Willie Nelson Mandela [ y ] Yoko Homo [ z ] Zip Code Rapists Zombies Under Stress Zulu Leprechauns

funniness: 5.42

rating: R