Daniel R.

There was this city boy out on a vacation in the country. He's driving along when he notices a farm house. He pulls in the driveway and goes to the door and says, "I was driving on the road and I noticed you had some cottonwood trees and I was wondering if I could go and pick some cotton?" The farmer says, "Boy everybody knows you can't pick cotton from cottonwood trees." The cityboy asks, "Well do you mind if I try?" The farmer said, "No, I don't mind." So an hour later the city boy knocks on the door and says, "Thank you, I picked you a basket and me a basket." The nexted day the city boy came back and says, "Yesterday when I was picking cotton, I couldn't help but notice that you had some honeysuckle and I was wondering if I could get some honey?" The farmer says, "Boy everyone knows that you can't get honey from honeysuckle!" The city boy asks, "Do you mind if I try?" And the farmer says, "No, I don't mind." So an hour later, a knock on the door theere's the city boy with two barrles of honey, and he says, "I got enough for you and me." The next day the city boy comes back and says, "Yesterday, I couldn't help but notice that you had some pussywillows and..." The farmer interrupts, "Hold on, I'm coming with you!"

funniness: 7.55

rating: PG