Jesse R.

Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Netscape. He Means: We'll take them out of buisness. Gates Says: There is a flight simulator hidden inside Excel '98. He Means: There is one screen shot and an order form charging $80 for the Flight Simulator. Gates Says: I will not cheat. He Means: I will bend the rules. Gates Says: We will create the best opearting system ever! He Means: We'll take everyone else out of buisness, making our OS the only one, and that makes it the best.

funniness: 5.91

rating: G