Jim T.

I had a neighbour who lived in a blue coloured house in the centre of the street. He said, "He was that neighbor who lived in the blue colored house in the center of the street." ... but he never could spell! He also said that football (a game played with a ball that you kick with your foot!) is called socca. He said that football was a game played with an egg shaped thing that people throw with their hands, whilst wearing girly shoulder pads. He always had to be right and we humoured him as he told us, "He had the biggest and best everything ever and his way of life was better than ours and as he ate more (and poluted more) than the rest of the street put together." .... You guessed it... He was American!

funniness: 3.76

rating: PG