Kathy B.

1. The loving before the shoving. 2. The petting before the getting. 3. Bullshit! 4. The licking before the pricking. 5. The stroking before the poking. 6. The procrastination and masturbation preceding penetration. 7. The lingering and the fingering. 8. A premature ejaculators nightmare! 9. Unnecessary with barn animals.

funniness: 6.44

rating: R