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This guy went into the bathroom with his teammates after a football game. One of them opened a stall only to find poop in the toilet. So Brad challenged Mike to pick up the poop. Mike did so. Then, Brad dared Mike to smear it on the mirror. Mike did as he was asked to. The guys were hooting and hollaring. The coach came in and asked what Mike had in his hand. Naturally, Mike said, "Nothing." The coach said, "Well, if it's nothing, then I want to see you eat it." So, Mike ate the poop!

funniness: 3.33

rating: R