Mr P.

Melvin and Marvin were riding a camel in the desert. They were really hungary but they couldnt find anything to eat. So they decide to eat the camel. Melvin says to Marvin, "You start at the head of the camel and I will start at the feet, that way well split it right down the middle." So they start eating the camel and about 10 minutes later Marvin yells to Melvin, how are you doing down there, and Melvin says I'm having a ball."

funniness: 5.55

rating: R