Brandi C.

It was Billy's ninth birthday, he burst into the living room where his dad sat watching TV. "Hey Dad" Billy exclaimed, "guess how old I am today?" "How old?" his dad asked absently. "Nine years old!" "Thats just great" His dad said. Billy headed to the kitchen where his grandma was fixing dinner. "Hey grandma" Billy chirped, "guess how old I am today?" "Come here" she stuck her wrinkled hand down his shorts and fondled his genitals. "You are nine years old!" she said. "How did you know?" he asked with a look of shock. "I heard you tell your father" she said.

funniness: 3.95

rating: PG