Zac C.

Dave relates this true Thanksgiving story: I'd put something in the microwave and set the timer for 1 minute (1:00). As soon as the timer started counting down, Judi, the blonde in our family said, "Hey your microwave is broke, too, just like mine at home. Everytime you put in one hundred it jumps right to 59 . . . 58 . . . 57 . . . "

funniness: 5.86

rating: R