Dave L.

A girl was on a date with her boyfriend. After the movies, in his car, he started to go a little far and she was under the impression that he wanted to have sex. So she ran out of the car as fast as she could; and upon returning to her home, thankful of her ability to run, she wrote in her diary, "A girls legs are her best friends." The next night the same thing happened. Once again she wrote in her diary, "A girls legs are her best friends." The third night she was feeling a little more "confident". She arrived home a little late that night. And she wrote in her diary, "Well, sometimes even the best of friends must part."

funniness: 7.44

rating: R