Bree B.

A guy went in to the doctor's office and said he needed a penis. The doctor said, "We have wood, metal, and electric." The man said, "I'll take wooden." He came back the next day and said, "It was terrible! It gave my wife slivers." Another man came in and said, "I need a dick." The doctor said, "We have metal and electric." The man said, "I'll take metal." He came back the next day and said, "I hate this dick! It makes my wife cold." Another man came in and said. "I need a dick." The doctor said, "We only have electric." He said, "Ok." He came the next day and said, "I love this dick! When I stick it in my wife her boobs light up."

funniness: 7.40

rating: R