Ronald C.

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose profession was the oldest. The doctor said, "Well, in the beginning, God created Eve out of Adam and that was a surgical procedure." The engineer said, "Yes, but God also created order out of chaos and that was an engineering move." And the lawyer replied, "Yes, but who created chaos?" (from Rotarian Richard Anderson)

funniness: 4.99

rating: PG