Jada G.

A man wanted to go get drunk with his buddies, but he told them he wouldn't be able to make it because his wife would be mad, which meant no sex. The guy's friends told him to have a few beers, go home, and give his wife oral sex, no questions asked. He agreed, had a few drinks, and headed home to see if the plan would work. He slid under the covers, and proceeded in giving his wife oral sex. She was moaning and groaning, and he though, "Yep, I am off the hook now!" After he was done, he went into the bathroom, where his wife was brushing her teeth. "How did you do that?" He questioned loudly. His wife cut him off, "Shh... You'll wake my mother up!"

funniness: 7.10

rating: R