Alicia S.

You're so fat, you ate a banana and shrunk! You're so tall, to see the sun, you have to smile! You're so dumb, you think that people bounce! You're so goody-good that when your teacher smiles, you fart! You're so short, you tried to jump, and you landed on your head! You're so sensitive that when someone touches you, you pass out! You're so stupid, you read all these no-joke jokes!

funniness: 3.67

rating: PG