Briana B.

Bill Clinton went to bed one night and then suddenly woke up to see George Washington standing there. He asked, "How can I be a better president?" Washington replied, "Be honest Bill." Clinton went back to bed, then he woke again to see Thomas Jefferson standing there. He asked, "How can I be a better president?" Jefferson replied, "Be loyal Bill." He went back to bed, then woke again to see Abe Lincoln standing there. He asked, "Abe, how can I be a better president?" Lincoln relied, "Go to a theater Bill." (Abe was killed in a theater)

funniness: 6.44

rating: PG