Alexis J.

One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped in the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was stratled to see a dripping wet, naked woman in the back seat. "Where to Miss?" he stammered. "Kings Cross," answered the woman. "You got it," he said, taking another long glace in the mirror. The woman looked up and caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you staring at driver?" "Well madam," he answered, "I was just wondering how your going to pay your fare?" The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabby said, "Got anything smaller?"

funniness: 7.08

rating: R