Leah C.

A blonde was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On her first day she painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the blonde why she kept painting less each day, she replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG