James M.

One day a man went to the store and asked the cashier for a some bum, and the cashier said, "oh, you mean gum." Than the man asked for a fucket, and the cashier said, "oh, you mean bucket." Than, finally the man asked for a cock, and the cashier said, "oh, you mean clock." The man paid and left. While he was walking down the street, another person asked him for the time. Than the man said, "hold my bum and fucket, while I get my cock."

funniness: 4.97

rating: R