Marlene E.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A: so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties... Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock. Q: Why do men like masturbation? A: Because it's sex with someone they love... Q: Why are men like laxitives? A: Because they irritate the shit out of you...

funniness: 6.55

rating: R