Amanda L.

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair." "Conditioner's better. I leave the hair silky and smooooth." "Oh really, fool?" "Really!" "I am the smartest man alive!" After he spells couch in a 2nd grade spelling bee. "What day is it today?" "October?" "Stop looking at me Swan." "Penguin? What are you doing here? It's too dang hot for a penguin to just be walkin' around here." "O'Doyle Rules!" "So SORRY to interrupt! Proceed!" "Peeing your pants is the coolest! You ain't cool unless you're peeing your pants!" "O'Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down." "T-t-t-today, Junior!" " No I will not make out with you!" "Don't worry penguin. All the people at the zoo are going to treat you real respectable like." " Hahaha SHUT UP!" "I wish I could go to High school, Billy!" " Don't you ever say that! stay here, as long as you can!"

funniness: 5.44

rating: PG