Crash P.

In life, there are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there are two things to worry about: Either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, then there are only two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry.

funniness: 5.65

rating: PG