Tyce F.

Each time "Ophthalmologist Group" performed cataract surgery on a patient, they presented the patient with a T-shirt, which included the Group's name on the front and a picture of a huge eye on the back. One day, the ophthalmologist walked into the examination room to speak with an elderly patient recovering from cataract surgery a few hours earlier. The woman was sporting her new T-shirt, which included the oversize eyeball on the back. "I like your T-shirt," the doctor said. "Yes," the woman said, "thank God you guys aren't gynecologists."

funniness: 6.72

rating: PG