Jeremy F.

One day Bill Clinton had to go to the bathroom while his body guard (Bubba) was on duty. For some reason Bubba had to go piss real bad so since he couldn't leave Bill's side he decided to go with him. Bubba and Bill started pissing together in the same toilet when out of nowhere Bill asked, "How did you get such a big dick?!" Bubba with a simple reply said, "Well sometimes while my woman was sleeping I would get up so I beat my dick against the bedpost. After I beat my dick against the bed post it would get swelled up and, well, it would just stay that way." "Hmm...that sounds like a pretty good idea." Clinton said. "I think I'll try that." So later on, sometime around midnight Clinton got up while Hillary was sleeping and started to beat his dick against the bed post. Hillary soon woke up. Without even turning the light to see who it was she said, "Bubba is that you?"

funniness: 7.10

rating: R