Kate E.

One day an elderly man had to go to the doctor for his yearly check-up. He had a hearing problem, so he brought his wife along. When he got there, the doctor said, "Sir, I need an urine sample, a feces sample, and a sperm sample." The man asks his wife, "What'd he say?" The wife says, "The doctor said show him your underwear."

funniness: 6.55

rating: PG