Kate E.

After the first night in a honeymoon hotel the husband went downstairs to the restaurant to order breakfast. "Egg, bacon and sausages for me, and lettuce for my wife." He told the waiter. "Isn't lettuce a rather unusual breakfast choice, sir?" said the waiter. "Yes," replied the husband, "but I want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well."

funniness: 7.08

rating: R