Kenny G.

Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Thursday evenings as they had done for the past 35 years. Jim, the older man, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife. At the end of of the card game Ed said to Jim, "You did very well tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?" Jim replied, "Why, ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all!" "Memory school...what memory school?" his friend asks. Jim thought for a moment "Oh! What's that flower that's red with thorns? A really really pretty flower?" "A rose," his friend replies. "Yeah....that's it!" Jim turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"

funniness: 7.15

rating: G