Brian L.

Little Johnny is sitting in class and all the other students are staring out the window. The teacher walks in and sees everyone but Johhny looking out the window. The teacher goes over to see what everyone is looking at. She sees two dogs fucking. She asks Johnny why he isn't over there watching. Johnny replies, "That's my neighbor's dogs and they do it all the time." Teacher asked Johnny if he can make them go home. Johnny goes out, sticks his thumb in his mouth and shoves it up the male dog's ass. They take off running. Teacher tells Johnny that was a weird way to get them to go home. Johnny replies, "Oh that's just Freddy, he can dish it out but he can't take it."

funniness: 5.60

rating: R