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There was this guy he was walking home from work and looking for a newspaper stand. He saw a a stand and it said insert a quarter and get a blow job, so he did. He liked it so much he spent 10 dollars on it and he was out of quarters. He wanted one more before he went home so he stuck a button in and when he did a little old man popped out the top and said, "We don't accept buttons."

funniness: 5.64

rating: PG