Hugh R.

One night, two female friends went to an R rated movie with nudity and sexual scenes. They were sitting beside an overly horny guy who was touching himself repeatedly. Finally, one of the women said to the other, "Hey, Sarah, the guy beside me is masturbating!" Her friend said, "Don't worry about it, just ignore him!" Then the first woman replied, "I can't.... He's using my hand!"

funniness: 7.36

rating: R