Kenny G.

Mohandas Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore he came to be known as a "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."

funniness: 5.50

rating: G