Alison B.

A man was waiting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The fellow who was weeping said, "The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life." Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. "Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."

funniness: 7.05

rating: PG