Alison B.

A man noted for his tact was woken one morning at four o'clock by his ringing telephone. "Your dog is barking and it's keeping me awake!" said an irate voice. The man thanked the caller and politely asked his name before hanging up. The next morning at four o'clock, he called his neighbour and said, "I don't have a dog."

funniness: 5.61

rating: G