Moe R.

One day, the teacher was teaching a health class on sex education. He pulled down a chart of the male anatomy and asked if anyone knows what this is? Little Johnny raised his hand excitedly and blurted proudly, "I don't know its name but my dad has two of them." The professor said "Johnny, you must be mistaken, your daddy doesn't have two." Johnny insisted "Yes he does. He has a little one he uses to pee with and a big one that mom uses to brush her teeth!"

funniness: 7.30

rating: R