Daniel H.

One day, two guys were on the green at a golf course and a funeral procession went by. One guy completely stopped right in the middle of his putt, took off his hat, and put it over his heart. The other guy looked at him and said, "I never knew you had such respect for the dead." The man watching the cars pass by said, "Well, it is the least I could do. We were married for 35 years."

funniness: 7.42

rating: G