Matthew N.

A man was sitting at home and all of a sudden he heard a voice. The voice said, "Quit your job, sell your house, fly to Las Vegas." The man found this quite odd and ignored it. The next day the voice came back, "Quit your job, sell your house, fly to Las Vegas." He heard it in the shower. He heard it in the car on his way to work. All day at work. Every two minutes. "Quit your job, sell your house, fly to Las Vegas." Finally, the man obeyed. He quit his job, sold his house, and flew to Las Vegas. When he got there the voice said, "Go to Caesar's Palace." The man complied. At Caesar's Palace the voice said, "Go to the roulette table." The man went to the roulette table. "Put all your money on Red 26." said the voice. The man did. The roulette wheel spun and landed on Black 17. The voice said, "Damn!"

funniness: 6.22

rating: PG