Brandy H.

The gay guy wanted to grow hair on his chest so he went to his doctor. His doctor told him to put vaseline on his chest so that his pore would unclog and the hair would grow. That night when he was putting the vaseline on his chest his lover walked in and asked him what he was doing. He explained, "My doctor said that if I put vaseline on my chest the hair would grow." His lover began to laugh hysterically and said, "If that is true then you should have a ponytail growing out of your ass."

funniness: 7.17

rating: R