Tom Hanks i.

A man and a woman are getting off a train when the man notices there is a kitten in the basket the lady is holding. So the man says, "Can I see your pussycat?" The woman holds the kitten out for the man to see and pet. After a few minutes of petting, the man says, "Ok, enough smalltalk, take off the cat." (If you missed it, he wants to see her pussy.)

funniness: 3.72

rating: R