Billy Bob R.

This guy walks into a walk-in clinic and says that he has a terrible cough. The doctor says that he must not smoke more than 10 cigarettes a day and to come back in a week to see how he's doing. So the man comes back in a week and his cough is worse and he's hacking and everything. The doctor asks, "What happened?" And the patient says, "I was a non-smoker."

funniness: 5.86

rating: G